There’s something awry in my head that zigs when everybody else zags. I can’t explain it and can’t stop it. I’m weird.

Since Cardinal Robert Prevost, 69, became the first American elected as pope, I've been racking my mind trying to find something semi-intelligent to write about this momentous event.

Since Cardinal Robert Prevost, 69, became the first American elected as pope ... I’m the lowest of low-church Protestants, a real-live Holy Roller. I don’t have a clue what Pope Leo might ...