Theegala has made the cut in seven of eight tournaments this year. But that is where the good news ends. Of those seven cuts, he has just one top 20 finish, a T17 at the Genesis Invitational.

The Daily Show 's Jon Stewart blasted Congress for failing to avert the forced spending cuts known as the sequester, calling it "[expletive] incompetent" for letting the "mutual ball punch" that ...