Little something about me: I love Saltines. A lot. I’ll put away a sleeve of Saltines, no problem. When I opened up this bag of “Original” Goldfish (coulda sworn Cheddar was the original), I was ready ...

Today was a good day to stock up on Goldfish crackers at my local grocery store. A large sign announced that buying seven or more snack-sized cartons ... your while if your original intention ...

A lot. I’ll put away a sleeve of Saltines, no problem. When I opened up this bag of “Original” Goldfish (coulda sworn Cheddar was the original), I was ready to laugh it off as a waste of time.