I would still like to send out graduation cards to help celebrate her achievement, but I don’t know how to write it ...

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reports that more than 9% of fatal crashes involve a distracted driver, ...

I thought about saying something like, “Hey, you look like smart guys, but your vocabulary makes you sound less than ...

What can I say in a short, humorous or simple way to stop this stream of warnings about every single move I make?