Suddenly, Doug lacked that charming nasal quality ... Most of the conflict in his life revolves around either his crush, Patti Mayonnaise, played by Constance Shulman, or his bully and rival ...

My ignorance of how many Doug fans believe Skeeter is black was only confirmed this week. One Beebe is black. Patti Mayonnaise, who is Puerto Rican, is owned by Angel Diaz, a staff writer. As well as ...