The survival, well-being, and prosperity of humanity increasingly hinge on the ongoing enhancement of space-based resources, necessitating robust protective measures.

The names of Grafton-Park River hockey stars of decades ago flow effortlessly from the mouths of the town's current hockey leaders. Campbell. Kalbrener. Brodeur. Demers. Miller. Hills. Markusen.

Cyndi Lauper walks on stage to an explosion of rainbow confetti and dives straight into She Bop, an ode to masturbation.