1. A set of cookie-shaped barrettes so delightfully realistic that you'll spend every day cosplaying as Cookie Monster's bride. Amazon Promising review: "Very cute, fun, and good value for the money.

That ceramic frog smoking a cigar won’t be good to anyone if you get hit by a car in your frenzy to secure it. Also, don’t block anyone’s driveway, and don’t park in front of fire hydrants.