and all the funny tweets from the week: Tweet by @Fredward3948576: "Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins." Tweet from Memeulous: ...

Probably. But it’s all I’ve got right now, along with these funny tweets from the week that remind me — no matter what — that we’ll always have humor: ...

That's a lot of ideas he had to come up with week after week ... history," but those who can never get enough funny motivational quotes might remember him best for making it really clear why ...

hours a week anymore, he or she will have plenty ... Remind them of the best to come with these funny retirement quotes.